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Why BN Lost in the Recent Elections

Posted on April 9, 2008
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This came in my email. I say it again. It came in my email and i have no idea who sent it to me. But if anyone reading this knows of the person who concocted this up, i’ll be glad to credit him/her with a link back to her blog. Just dont come and flame me for CNP, k.

I was reading Lilian’s blog on her views on the current political scene, those UMNO bickerings, finger pinpointing, blah blah blah, and found that it simply echoes many of my sentiments. And this email arrived at my inbox and it’s so apt. Enjoy:

A ” Medical” Perspective on Why the BN Lost in the Recent Elections
With the thrashing that they got in the 12th.GE, the BN is now in ICU
and they are doing a post mortem to find out what happened.

To help BN with this task, the following medical report has been
prepared to identify the diseases / illnesses that have been plaguing it and how
these ailments have caused this sickening organization to become so sick
that major surgery is now being considered.

Diagnosis

Overeating - gorged themselves and ate too much of the people’s money

Heart failure - did not have a heart to really care about the rakyat

Rectal cancer and constipation - did not expel all the shit from the
system

Diabetes - fondness for sweet things, i.e. saying sweet things to try
and con the rakyat ( in plain English, lying )

Stroke - stroked too much of their own ego and became too arrogant

Overworking - too busy running here and there cutting deals for own
benefit

Alzheimer’s - forgot to play the proper role of an elected
representative

Obsessive-compulsive neurosis - obsession with cleaning, especially
sweeping things under the carpet.

HP6 - a mutation of the deadly H5N1 ( bird flu) virus which manifests
itself in the form of idiocy or semi-idiocy, thus the descriptor ” half past
six (HP6)”. Many members of the BN are infected.

VD - Very Deaf. Did not listen to the grievances of the rakyat and did
not heed the healthy advice and feedback from bloggers.

Color Blind - a form of visual impairment which is directly the
opposite of being color blind. There is a fixation on color and everything must
always be discussed in terms of “color” - Malay, Chinese, Indian etc.

Liver problems - failure to de-Liver on promises

“Inverted Cerebranus ” - a new form of disease where the cerebrum and
anus are transposed causing highly irrational and objectionable behaviour,
like brandishing ancient weapons and ranting racial slurs and threats

Prognosis

Not good and definitely a terminal case.

Chances of recovery are 1 in a gadzillion, about the same odds as
Osama converting to the Jewish faith and becoming a messenger of world
peace.

Cure

No known cure. Euthanasia recommended.

Suggest to drink lacquer - at least it will ensure a beautiful finish

By Political doctor

And may i say again, i did not write this.

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